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Wife's birthday

Mon May 11, 2015 10:46 am

As my wife opened her birthday present, she just stared at me and said:

"A pen? A :censored: pen? It's like you don't know me at all."

"Alright, Clare," I said. "Calm down."

She said,
Spoiler:
"My name's Helen, you useless muppet."
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