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Flight announcement

Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:07 am

A flight attendant, 30 minutes outbound nervously made an announcement, "I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinner boxes."

When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free unlimited drinks for the duration of the flight."

Her next announcement came 90 minutes later, "If anyone wants to change their minds,
Spoiler:
we still have 40 dinners available."
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