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Looking smart

Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:10 am

I bumped into an old mate today.

Laughing he said, "You look smart, are you up at court?"

I said, "No mate, I'm going to a funeral."

He said, "Oh, I'm sorry mate. Who's died?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"My freedom and my sex life, I'm getting married."
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