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Restaurant

Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:05 am

As I walked into a restaurant last night the manager stopped me and said, "I'm really sorry sir, but we have no seats available."

"Oh right." I sighed, "Do you mind if I just use your toilet?"

"Not at all." he replied.

I said, "Great,
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I'll have the mixed grill then please."
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