After thirty years with the same company a young executive took over and made me redundant claiming my way of working was out dated. I was distraught.
As I made my way home I tripped over an old lamp and picked it up and gave it a rub and hey presto, out popped the genie.
"I can only grant you one wish, " he said, "so away you go. "
"That oaf who has just fired me, " I answered, "I want him to feel sorrow, humiliation, pain , suffering and rejection for the rest of his life, can you do that? "
"Oh, I can do better than that, " replied the genie,