European wasps
Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:23 am
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make - available now."
Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new record you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put
the record on for you."
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm very sorry sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth again, I can play you another track."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I still can't recognize any of those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, sir," says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again and you could hear another track."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later he comes out again, clearly agitated.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have not recognized any of the wasps on this record."
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant,
Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new record you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put
the record on for you."
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm very sorry sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth again, I can play you another track."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I still can't recognize any of those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, sir," says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again and you could hear another track."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later he comes out again, clearly agitated.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have not recognized any of the wasps on this record."
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant,
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Re: European wasps
Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:38 am
