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15 years?

Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:27 am

I was in court for armed robbery. I was facing at least 15 years in prison. The judge said he was going to make an example out of me.

My wife stood up and begged him to teach me a lesson about what I had done.

So he looked at my wife, then gave me the 15 year sentence,

Spoiler:
under house arrest.
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