The Queen's English (Adult)

Gamekeeper: "Excuse me sir, but is that Davy Crockett style headgear you are wearing made from fox fur?

Prince Charles: "Yes"

Gamekeeper: "Might I ask why you're wearing it?"

Prince Charles: " I told my mother that I was going shooting in Ecclefechan and she immediately said

Spoiler:

'wear the fox hat' "