Ted was a wealthy 70-year-old. He'd been a widower for years.
One day, Ted shows up at the yacht club bar with a stunning 25 year-old blonde. The woman has the body of a centrefold pin-up, and is in a very skimpy red dress. She has legs that just won't quit, and she hangs over Ted's arm full time, focused intently on every syllable he utters.
Naturally, his buddies at the club are stunned. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Ted, come on; where'd you get such a trophy babe for a girlfriend?!"
Ted replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
Now they're completely knocked over.
They continue their questioning: "Alright, how'd you get her to marry you?! Tell us!"
"Well, I sorta lied about my age," Ted admits.
"Really? How old did you say you were? 50?"
Ted smiles and says,