There were two church-going women gossiping in front of a store when a cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse and gave him a huge kiss right on its rectum.
One of the stunned women cried: "That's disgusting, why did you do that?"
To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."
Confused, the woman continued, "Does that make them feel better?"
"No," said the cowboy,
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