Peter's mum asks him to call his dad and ask him what time he will be coming home from golf.
A while later he returns and says to his mum that there's a lady that answered and said his dad cant come to the phone right now!
When his dad gets home his wife slaps him so hard he doesn't know if hes going or coming, he ask what the hell what that for?
Mum says to Peter, "Tell your father exactly what the woman said to you when you phoned his number"
Peter replies: