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Pulled for speeding

Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:32 am

Got pulled over for speeding. I told the cop "I'm sorry, it's just that the football's about to start."

He said "I'll have to give you a ticket, sir."

Spoiler:
I replied "No thanks, mate, I'll just watch it on the telly."
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