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Good impression

Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:59 am

I was trying to impress my date last night.

I said, "I'll have to take you for a spin in my Ferrari some day."

She smiled, "How about now?"

I said, "Sorry, it's in the shop."

She asked, "Oh, what's wrong with it?"

I replied,
Spoiler:
"Nothing, I just haven't bought it yet."
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