A drunken man at a party went up to a strange woman and embraced her clumsily.
She slapped his face.
'I'm so sorry,' he said, 'I thought you were my wife.'
'Huh,' said the woman, 'You'd be a fine husband to have. Just look at you - a drunken, clumsy, disgusting brute.'
'Good heavens,' said the drunk,