Execution

Englishman, Irishman, Welshman & Scotsman were captured by the Taliban, & were to to be executed.

They were each given a last wish.

Scotsman..I would like a 1,000 bagpipers & drummers as mine.

Irishman..I would like a 1,000 river dancers as mine.

Welshman..Please could I have a 1,000 strong male voice choir from the valleys.

Englishman..

Spoiler:

I would like to be shot first !