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Lost a stone!

Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:50 am

My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me. "Well?" she said, "I've lost a stone, can you see a difference?"

I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone." I said,
Spoiler:
"can you see a difference?"
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