Paddy goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.
Paddy gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says, "Paddy, what you want me to pray about?"
Paddy says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher puts one finger in Paddy's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Paddy, how's your hearing now?"
Paddy says,