Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:15 am
A man goes into a cafe, looks at the menu, and says to the waitress, "I'd like a quickie." The waitress gives him a dirty look and asks what he'd like for lunch.
"I want a quickie," the man repeats.
The waitress slaps him in the face and orders him to leave.
As he's leaving another diner says to him, "I think it's pronounced quiche."