I was cleaning out my elderly neighbours back garden yesterday when I came across a lamp.
I rubbed the side, to give it a clean and a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.
"I'll grant you any wish for releasing me from the lamp!" he boomed.
I looked up and noticed a passenger jet in the sky. In need of a holiday, I said "I wish I was on that plane."
With a whoosh, my wish was granted.
Ten minutes later,