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Stopped by the police

Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:27 am

I was stopped by a policeman the other day.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic." I replied

He said, "There is no traffic."

I answered,
Spoiler:
"That's how far behind I am."
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