I saw Batman this morning.
He said, "I've just arrested the Joker."
I said, "Blimey, how did you manage that?"
He said, "Well, I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea when I saw him go past the window. So I sneaked up behind him and - TA-POW! - whacked him over the head with the milk jug."
I said, "Don't you mean KA-POW?"
He said, "No,