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I WAS VISITING MY SON AND DAUGHTER-IN-LAW LAST NIGHT WHEN I ASKED IF I COULD BORROW A NEWSPAPER.
I WAS TOLD "THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY DAD WE DON'T WASTE MONEY ON NEWSPAPERS ANY MORE, HERE YOU CAN BORROW MY IPAD".
WELL, I CAN TELL YOU,

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THAT BLOODY FLY NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT IT .........