Men

Sent to me by a lady friend

Men
1. Men are like Laxatives - they irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather - nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars - sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials - you can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores - their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like Government Bonds - they take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Lava Lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.

12. Men are like Parking Spots - all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.