Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all sitting in a pub talking about life etc. when they get on the subject of kids.
'Well my first born was born on St Georges day, so we thought it right to call him George' says the Englishman,
'That's a co-incidence' says the Scotsman, 'cause my eldest was born on St Andrews day so we thought it proper to call him Andrew'
'That IS a co-incidence' pipes up the Irishman,