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Mower

Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:28 am

I knocked on my neighbour's door and said, "My son was just about to cut the grass but he can't seem to operate the lawnmower properly, could I borrow yours?"

"Yeah, sure" he replied.

I said,
Spoiler:
"Great, tell him to hurry up, I've got friends coming round for a barbecue in an hour."
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