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Stopping smoking

Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:56 am

I went to the doctor to ask his advice on quitting smoking.

"It's really difficult trying to stop," I said. "I'm constantly reminded about cigarettes with my job."

"But you're the Ringmaster at the circus aren't you?" replied the doctor.

"That's right.
Spoiler:
And all day long I'm shouting Roll up! Roll up!"
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