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Missing wife

Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:40 am

A week after reporting my wife missing, I got a phone call from the police.

"Good news Mr Wilson. Your wife has been found safe and well."

"Oh thank God for that!" I replied, sobbing, "Sorry for my language officer."

"That's OK sir," he said, "You must be very relieved."

"More than you could ever realise officer.
Spoiler:
I was down to my last ironed shirt."
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