Lawyer jokes - Why are they so unpopular people?

You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Spoiler:

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

Spoiler:

You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Spoiler:

Cut the rope.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Spoiler:

Shoot him before he hits the water.

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