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Wise guy

Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:54 am

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" ­
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The stock boy replied,
Spoiler:
"No ma'am, they're dead."
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