George and Michael were driving back after a night out at a local gay bar. While stopped at a red light, a truck ran into the back of their car, causing considerable damage.
George immediately says to Michael ‘Get out and tell him we’ll sue him for everything he’s got.’
So Michael goes up to the cab and says to this huge 6ft 5in heavily tattooed lorry driver ‘This is all your fault, we’re going to sue you.’
‘Oh yeah,’ sneers the man, climbing down from his cab. ‘You can kiss my @rse.’
Michael goes back to the car, puts his head through the window and says to George ‘It’s alright,