Nelson Mandela returned home with Winnie after a stroll in the park to find a pile of exhaust pipes on his lawn.
Next day he returned home to find a pair of headlights, a bumper and a 25 gallon drum of engine oil.
On the third day he decided to stay in to see if the same would happen again.
A car transporter turned up to leave five Micras with him. Infuriated, he asked the driver for the delivery docket.
"You berk!"