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Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week

Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:55 am

Last week on a business trip I checked into my hotel and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such.

I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!

I figured, what the heck, give her a call.

"Hello," the woman says . God, she sounded sexy.

Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, uniforms, everything you've got. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"

"That sounds fantastic," she says,
Spoiler:
"but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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