Warning about B&Q

I'm not usually one for getting into fights but I had a close call yesterday.

I walked into a B&Q hardware at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the out.

Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.

Pass this warning on!

thanks for the early morning laughs Rebbonk