This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with only the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is the tower. I have received your message and I'll talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: