A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. The Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon and we invented democracy."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum, mathematics, and the Roman Empire ."
They continue to debate until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "Maybe that is true,