A major rock band were on tour and after a few weeks, the tour manager walked into the rehearsal room one day to find the drumkit smashed to little bits and the drummer and bass player who were both showing signs of battle scars were glaring at each other.
The tour manager pointed to the devastation of the drumkit and said "Who the hell did this?"
The drummer said " He did." pointing at the bass man.
Tour manager said "What did you do that for?"
The bass player said "He started it, he detuned one of my strings."
The manager said "But why smash up his kit for that?"
The bass player said........