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Martial arts

Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:38 am

A Chinese guy stood next to me last night at the bar. I said to him, 'Do you know martial arts, like Kung-Fu and Ju-Jitsu?'

'Why you ask?' he says. 'Is it because I’m Chinese?'

I said 'No,
Spoiler:
it’s because you’re drinking my pint.'
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