Divorce? - Think again!

Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "Maybe you shouldn't be so hasty. Think it over -

Spoiler:

women like that are hard to find."

I liked this one - my ex-OH never spoke to me for over 3 months - and it was great