Drink Talking

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eyes and said, 'Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes wide with interest, he responded:

Spoiler:

'No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'