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Fire at the Emirates

Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:02 am

Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning...

"Mr Wenger sir, The Emirates Stadium is on fire!"

"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene.

"Don't worry,
Spoiler:
the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
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