A Country Vicar was walking home from church one day when he saw a young farmhand struggling to shovel horse sh*t back onto his cart that it had fallen from.
"Goodness" says the vicar, "It's such a hot day, and you're clearly struggling. Why don't you take a short break, have a drink, and then I'll help you load this"
"No thanks vicar" says the young man, "My dad wouldn't like it".
"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."
Again the young lad protested saying his father would be upset.
Losing his patience, the vicar says "Your dad must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer,