I was driving home the other day when all of a sudden the car swerved.
I hit the kerb full on, the car span in the air a full 360, I smashed into a lamp-post, 2 cars and then took out a post box.
As I struggled to get out of the wreckage a policeman came up to me and said 'Are you drunk Sir?'
I said 'I flippin' well hope so,