An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the speciality was duck.
The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table.
"This is the breast of the duck; this is the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc."
Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation. Silence.
"Well?" he finally asked, "What's this?"
The waiter replied,