Kids

The teacher asked the class what they thought about their fathers.

Little Tom said 'My father is a hero. A horse ran loose down the High Street and my father got hold of it and calmed it down and saved many people from injury'.

Little Dick said 'My father is a hero. A lady was drowning and my father saved her, gave her artificial respiration and saved her life'

Little Harry said 'My father is a coward. Last weekend my mother went to stay at her sisters and my dad was that frightened

Spoiler:

he had to get the lady in from next door to sleep with him'