Ramsay's restaurant

I went to Gordon Ramsay's restaurant last night and I ordered some pasta.

After taking a mouthful I called Gordon over to my table.

I said, "This pasta is overdone, it tastes like crap".

He said, "That's , it's perfect, I've been cooking this pasta for over 25 years".

I said, "No offence mate,

Spoiler:

but 25 years is far too long for pasta".