An Irish guy is hitch-hiking along the road. A lorry pulls up and opens the door.
"Is it a long way to Dublin?" asks the hitch-hiker.
"No, not far" replies the driver.
"Great" says the hitch-hiker and jumps in.
About 2 hours later the hitch-hiker turns to the driver and says "Is it a long way to Dublin?"
The driver turns to him and says