Paddy goes for a job as a lumberjack.
The head lumberjack tells Paddy to chop down three trees in the woods.
After cutting down the trees, Paddy returns just one minute later.
The lumberjack says to Paddy, "Where the heck did you learn to cut down trees that fast?"
Paddy says, "The Sahara Forest."
"Don't you mean the Sahara Desert?" replied the lumberjack.
Paddy says,