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Budgie

Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:18 am

Bloke goes to pet shop and buys a talking budgie. When he gets it home it keeps saying eeh bye gum am a Yorkshire budgie and am as hard as chuffin nails.

Bloke gets fed up of this and sticks a kestrel in the cage with it to shut it up.

Next morning kestrel's dead and budgies givin it eeh am ard as nails yorkshire budgie me.

Right thinks bloke and sticks a Peregrine falcon in its cage. Next morning same sketch, dead peregrine and a gobby ard as nails budgie.

Right thinks bloke and sticks a Golden Eagle in the cage.

Next morning the Eagle is dead but the budgie's got no feathers and looks a bit ruffled.

"What's up," asks bloke.......

"Bye 'eck" says Budgie
Spoiler:
"had t' tek me jacket off to deal wi big booger"
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