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Parking

Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:36 am

I pulled into a crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay! Stay!"

This blonde bird gave me a strange look and said,
Spoiler:
"Why don't you just put the hand-brake on?"
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