Mother-in-law jokes

My wife said: 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?'

So I said: 'Why?'

She said: 'Well,

Spoiler:

she's been up on the roof two weeks already'.

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I buried my mother in law a year ago tomorrow.

That reminds me,

Spoiler:

I must take the spade back.

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My mother-in-law has just got a job at Heathrow........

Spoiler:

kick starting Jumbo Jets.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.”

I said,

Spoiler:

“Alright, get your coat.”

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We got a new car for the mother-in-law –

Spoiler:

that Government scrappage scheme is great!

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And finally, from the master....

I get on great with my mothers-in-law.

It's their daughters who can't stand the sight of me!